Two in One Day!

I just posted something this morning, but I can't help myself!

I went in the ladies room at work one day and found my stall was equipped with a canister of air freshener. Not a terrible idea, considering there is no exhaust fan in the room. Although in my experience, air freshener just seems to mingle with the offending odor and create a strange blend of artificial floral scent and whatever smell you’re trying to cover up. While my trip to the loo was an uneventful number 1, I couldn’t help but notice the canister boasted a food scent instead of the usual wisteria or lilac I’ve come to expect. Vanilla indulgence was the name, and the can depicted a vanilla sundae covered in caramel. What? This struck me as a little more than odd. Because no one else was in the bathroom at the time, after I finished my business, I decided to investigate the other stalls. They too were equipped with their own handy canisters all boasting a food smell – gingerbread cookies and warm apple pie. Okay, now I’m really grossed out. I know these products are billed as room spray, but I think we all know which room they are used in. Now I can have the pleasure of imagining a slice of warm apple pie with steaming side of turd. What marketing department thought this was a good idea?